Today I woke up to a freshly bathed, heavenly smelling and merrily humming Husband who was just about to step out to get the booking for the delivery done in the Hospital.
On seeing me awake he happily chirped,' Happy Anniversary Wifey. Where's my gift?'
Extremely tired and groggy eyed after merely a few hours of sleep, night after night, I pointed at my huge, bulging tummy and replied irritatedly,'This, the one who has been incubating in my body for nine months and MORE and is just about to come out any moment now by splitting my body in two is my gift to you. Dare you ask for anything else.'
'If that is so, then why the hell am I supposed to pay cash on delivery?' he asks cheekily.
On seeing me awake he happily chirped,' Happy Anniversary Wifey. Where's my gift?'
Extremely tired and groggy eyed after merely a few hours of sleep, night after night, I pointed at my huge, bulging tummy and replied irritatedly,'This, the one who has been incubating in my body for nine months and MORE and is just about to come out any moment now by splitting my body in two is my gift to you. Dare you ask for anything else.'
'If that is so, then why the hell am I supposed to pay cash on delivery?' he asks cheekily.
3 comments:
LOL!
Hope the husband is still alive ! LOL!
You two are funny .
Good point! ;)
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